Merry Christmas everybun!!!

Just wanted to wish everybun a healthy and happy holiday! Also, if SantaPaws has yet to get the two-foot in your life the perfect gift (and you happen to live in the tri-state) Mom says run over to Jacks in NYC on 32nd between 6th and 7th. I bought her this, but don't tell her it's from me - we wouldn't want to sully my reputation...Think this will earn me more Craisins?!?

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBUN!!!

BUNNIES!

Mom is much more easily amused than most other two-foots I've met. In fact, any time she sees something rabbit related we have to endure her shrieking "BUNNIES!!!". She is obsessed I tell you! Granted, it is our rabbit right to have two-foot slaves to serve our every whim, but Mom you must focus! YOU BELONG TO ME! I should know, I chin you constantly. Now quit being all giddy and get back to work. My craisin supply is running low, oh and is this Evian or Perrier? You know I prefer FIJI...

Holiday Bunnies, brought to you by L.L. Bean...(it's a gift card option too)

All shall bow down before me!

Today I realized my super powers have begun to develop! I am Lightning Bun! Able to zap mere morals with the tip of my powerfully twitchy nose! Mom says that's just static electricity, but I know better. You will not stop me Mom, I am untouchable! MWAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA...

Gesundheit!

I don't know about you buns, but Mom says I'm seriously molting. I have no idea what she's talking about - I groom myself thoroughly everyday! As soon as I hear her sneeze, I know she will bring out the dreaded FurBuster. She claims she has something called "allergies", I personally think she is secretly plotting against me. Insanely jealous of my beauty, she wants to strip me bare of my lustrous fur and leave me with bald patches! With all she got today, it's a wonder I'm not naked!

*Mom side-note: The FurBuster is the best $20 I've spent all year! If you don't have something similar, do yourself a favor and pick one up (I got mine at Target).

Oh, the humiliation!

So Mom saw this stupid elf costume at Target...

and decided she'd force poor, defenseless me to wear it!

As you can clearly see, it was not tailored to my specifications.

I am not pleased. This is me giving Mom the raspberry.

I'll never be able to show my face in public again!