It's so hard to find good help these days...

All I ask Mom to do is make sure she is ready to transcribe at my whim, ensure that all tools to maintain my blog (e.g. computer/internet/camera) are functioning properly, have craisins available and within reach at all times, and that she live to be at my beck & call. I mean really, is that so much to ask?!? Needless to say, she fails miserably! The computer is "being repaired", Dad has misplaced the camera's USB connector, craisins are not kept in my cage, and Mom insists on going to this place called "work". Are these sabotage attempts intentional, or a result of their utter incompetence? Do you see what I have to put up with???

Since the USB cable is MIA, you will have to wait to see Mom's failed attempt at Christmas pictures - that is, she tried to dress me up as a elf! Oh, the indignity of it all! But rest assured my friends, she has failed yet again.

Oreo 1 - Mom 0

Mad at Mom

So earlier today Mom thought she could trick me into pedicure (at my favorite salon - From Hare to Tail) by luring me with craisins. She claims my nails are too long, but they look just fine to me.

Anyhay, when I finally figured out what she was up to, I gave her the most disapproving look I could muster up.



I gave her my back, and proceeded to ignore her for the remainder of the evening.

Mom, you owe me a lot of craisins to make up for this...